Wow.  A blog?  Really?  What timid little reader (potential writer) actually does this?
Bwah ha ha ha!  Timid!  Highly unlikely considering that my favorite pilfered joke is God put my balls on my chest to avoid chafing.  That's right.  I'm already awesome because I have boobs.

Now that we've got through that initial awkward stage and you're still floundering to figure out what the hell just happened, let's discuss novel writing, shall we?  Have you ever written one?  Are you struggling to write one?

And what is your preferred method?  Do you swear by the outline, or do you prefer to free write and see what amusing surprises magically appear?

And do you ever really overcome that metal block that you're just not freaking good enough?  I suppose any author's greatest nemesis is his own self-doubt, n'est ce pas?  (Wow, don't I just look like the pretentious little asshole for throwing out French?  Except, you know, I'm actually kind of tall for a girl.)

And now here's the part where I ACTUALLY ramble like a pretentious tallish asshole.  I'm trying to write a novel.  It's inspired by the idea of What If.  What If your leading lady is not meant to be the leading lady?  And what if she's thrown into a confusing, new world of Chimera, murdering bad guys, and confused loyalties?  And what if she's an amusing, selfish, stupid, unreliable narrator?

Thus far it equates to a whole lot of fun.

Now let's talk about you, shall we?